guiseofgentlewords:
guiseofgentlewords:
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of
nikk-elli:
catsbeaversandducks:
This guy gives the coolest high-fives EVER.
Photos by ©Norbert The Dog
my dream is to high five THAT DOG
tyleroakley:
sexgodsnarry:
i need to find a husband and have a baby now
this is too much for me right now
barnabyedwards:
I love the moment when the cat realizes he actually hates spinach.
thebaconsandwichofregret:
weepingdildo:
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
If you’re cold, I’ll keep you warm. If you’re tired, I will help you. If you’re sick, I’ll care for you. I promise you these.
dickbattles:
That Scrubs scene but Steve and Bucky where Steve wakes up from being knocked out to Bucky lying next to him on a sidewalk and Steve is like “why??” and Bucky’s like “I didn’t want the world to see how much of a fucking dumbass Captain America is so I laid down too so it looks like we were napping”
I hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watching cream make galaxies in my coffee. This world is ugly. I hope I never grow to be someone who can no longer see the small beautiful things
inkskinned:
why did somebody make this text so big. it was a small text thing. bird sized words. whisper. small beautiful things.
This blog is 80% Marvel and 20% other shit idk
